Anchoevies
Don't mistake anchovies for the food fishes found in your favorite appetizers and caesar salad dressings - nay, Anchoevies is a podcast made by your favorite hoes on the internet: Tessa Brereton and Timarie Maxwell. These two thought female leaders are transforming the industry by covering the hardest hitting topics in pop culture, and other stuff that is also very important. Tune in for new episodes at the end of every week.
Episodes
35 episodes
34: Life is Worth Living (sponsored by Short Stay Vacay)
This is our first influencer brand trip!!! Thank you so much to Short Stay Vacay and Prints by Pavneet. This was genuinely the best weekend of our entire lives!!!
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57:55
33: NO VACANCIES (feat. Johnathan)
Did we just become a true crime podcast? On today’s episode we welcome our bestie Johnathan! Many topics and stories will take place. Fun side challenge!!! Take a shot every time Johnathan says fetch.
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Season 3
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Episode 33
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1:26:42
32: Needing Some Help Locating a Petite Woman
Today’s episode covers: our first live studio audience caller, automatic salt & pepper grinders (again), arthritis awareness, scary ocean sounds, airplane mode, b**gers, the weather, Bobby Jack, and breakfast restaurants. Listen til the end...
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Season 3
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Episode 32
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57:50
31: Ins and Outs 2025
Today’s episode covers: our thoughts on cameras and photos, ground beef graphs for research, 2024 recaps, Italian pastries, TJ Maxx food, foraging, the twilight saga, and our ins and outs of 2025. Warning: TWILIGHT SPOILERS FROM 25:45-28:01. In...
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Season 3
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Episode 31
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1:07:19
30: A Very (late) Anchoevies Christmas
*Let's all pretend this came out on December 26th 2024* - The Anchoevies end the year with a Christmas gift exchange, discuss Christmas traditions, and talk about their hopes for motherhood in the future. Cheers to all the baddie mamas out ther...
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Season 3
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Episode 30
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56:18
29: CRAY BOT, sit on THIS (feat. Maddie and Tori)
In today's episode, the Anchoevies invite minnows Maddie and Tori onto the pod. Not only because they are awesome baddies, but also because they might possibly be Tessa and Timarie from a parallel universe. WARNING: there is a lot of gabbing an...
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Season 3
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Episode 29
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1:07:58
28: What Big Cascade Doesn't Want You to Know
In today's episode, the Anchoevies relive their Thanksgiving week with a grateful heart, whether or not it was filled with tragedy and unfortunate events. They issue warnings about Big Cascade, and tell the tale of the great salsa bath of 2024....
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Season 3
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Episode 28
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52:27
27: A Very Anchoevies Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving, minnows! We hope you are feeling grateful, thankful, and blessed this fateful Thursday. In today's episode, the Anchoevies warn you about the dangers of eating too much turkey, answer your burning questions, and discuss your...
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Season 3
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Episode 27
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46:56
26: Mona Lisa SPOILER Alert
In today's episode, Tessa and Timarie give you tips on how to make your bday party feel less like a Black Mirror episode, supply some good bestie date ideas, and talk about what will happen when they become president. This episode is VERY educa...
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Season 3
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Episode 26
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1:00:06
25: The Jeremy Allen White Jacket
In today's episode, we are making WAVES. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a 5 star review if you even care.
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Season 3
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Episode 25
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56:29
24: Our Crazy Summer Under the Lights
In today's episode, the Anchoevies recap their crazy summers, talk about castor oil, and share their stance on appendicitis.
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Season 3
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Episode 24
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1:09:09
23: This Episode is for Savages Only!!!
Once again, the Anchoevies are coming to you FROM THE VAULT! This episode was recorded in the spring of 2024. Tessa and Timarie uncover their childhood trauma and talk about super savage stuff.
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Season 3
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Episode 23
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1:01:53
22: POV You're a Tech-Neck Awareness Podcast
Tessa and Timarie are coming to you FROM THE VAULT because we recorded this in the spring of 2024 oopsies. But we are here now and that's what matters <3 DISCLAIMER: Skip to 9:40 if you don't want to hear about p**p and m*nstr*ation in a fun...
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Season 3
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Episode 22
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48:59
21: Tissua and Timarie Take Season 3
Season 3 is here! And it's our hottest season yet. Don't forget to leave a 5 star review!
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Season 3
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Episode 21
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57:13
20: Vape Sobriety Merch Coming Soon
In today's episode, the Anchoevies discuss nesting, preemptively blocking potential haters and coworkers alike, and finding your artist within. Like and subscribe OR ELSE!
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Season 2
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Episode 20
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54:04
19: Dear Mr. Superbowl, We Have Notes
In today's episode the girlie pops debrief the Superbowl. We also can't help but wonder, is Jury Duty actually real?
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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49:14
18: Welcome to Avalar (plus a note to our h8ers)
On today's episode, Tessa and Timarie share their predictions for the Superbowl, address their h8ers, and talk about other stuff as well.
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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53:27
17: With Great Power Comes Great Joint Pain
Happy episode 17! Today, the 'choevies share their new greatest fear, how the way you get your ice will expose whether you're rich or poor, and Tessa's new lifestyle that involves wearing hats inconspicuously.
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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50:51
16: Using Tessa's Grandma for Her Handicap Parking Pass
We lied about being pieces of sh**. And now we're inviting Tessa's grandma to every outing so we don't have to walk across parking lots. SPONSOR the pod for access to our very first bonus episode at the link below. Please DM us your questions o...
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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49:49
15: Unusual Celebrity Couples
On today's episode, the Anchoevies cover everything from weird celeb couples to making new friends on Facebook Marketplace. Want bonus content from the 'choevies? Make sure to subscribe for just $3 a month to hear next week's very first bonus e...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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55:58
14: Ins and Outs for 2024
Welcome back to Anchoevies! We've missed our minnows dearly, and we thought the best way to welcome the new year would be with a compelling list of ins and outs for each of you to consider for 2024. Due to technical difficulties there will be n...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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51:57
13: A Very Anchoevies Christmas
Merry Christmas, minnows! Enjoy our last episode of 2023, and have a fabulous rest of your year. We will see you in 2024!s
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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1:00:44
12: We Are the New Myth Busters
In today's very special episode, we experiment on Jacob thanks to Tiktok Shop, attempt to myth-bust the infamous LifeStraw, and of course, gab about the holiday happenings that are to come. Don't forget to subscribe here and on Youtube, and if ...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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57:36
11: Girl Mathing Black Friday
This week, the Anchoevies recap how the holiday week went, how buying things on sale can actually SAVE you money, and why old people should no longer be allowed to enter the gym. Please like and subscribe to our channel and consider supporting ...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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53:58